More dissapointing news ::: Scarlett Johansson wants to be a wife

So pal of Scarlett's is mouthing off and ruining my plan to take back what is mines. The source tells people that Scarlett always wanted to get married and that this is something that has been apart of her master plan.

The source went on to say, "I was just so happy when she told me about her engagement to Ryan Reynolds." So happy that you could not wait for the moment to tell someone outside the immediate circle. People!

Any who... It seems the comedian has what it take to tie the knot with the top of the list choice on the most desired women in entertainment. So I wish the man luck and he better hit me with more movie soon. Maybe a sequel to Waiting I think that it was a riot, and he must have Dane Cook back along with the original cast.

Scarlett the offer I gave to Halle Berry stands for you too. If ever you need anything I am one comment away from being on the first flight out.