American Idle ::: Take home DNA Paternity Test.
You got to be kidding me. We definitely live in a capitalistic society with no moral convictions. We may pretend that we have them, but at the end of the day, if we can make a dollar or two we will produce and we will sell it along with our souls.
We now have a DNA test that will put Maury Povich out of business. It is for the sluts in us! If my girlfriend walks up to me when/if I get her pregnant and ask me to swab my mouth, I am throwing the test on the floor and walking away. I would not sit around for the humiliation, heck I would prefer to take my low emotions to Maury and get a free trip, hotel room, and get to meet other losers, I do not want to do that alone.
This is definitely promoting promiscuous behavior, now they are going to hand out a box of condoms, DNA Test and.or pen to write Maury for follow up purposes. This is beyond entertainment this is a broken reality. Nothing is new under the sun, but it is sure getting out of hand, with population growth you get mutiplied amounts of geniuses and idiots, and since idiots seem to have always outweighed the genius kind, you can get the gist of where humanity is heading.
From what I have learned so far, the DNA Test is avaiable at Rite Aid stores around the country, which went on sale Tuesday at 4,363 location out side of NY. I guess the current Governor or Ex-Governor Spitzer do not want to wake up to swab sticks and revenge driven wives. That is New your State for you! You can pick up the slut kit for $29.95, it contains a swab, a consent form, and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from the baby, the mom, and possible dad of the child. Then you mail the swab to a lab for an additional cost of about $119.00. If should take about 54 business days to get results by mail, email, or by checking the website.
To the capitalist who put this out, I do not agree, but I must let the world know your reason behind putting this out. D listed reported, "the kit has already been a hit in California, Washington and Oregon where it went on sale in November." You must be kidding me?! A hit?
Yeah OK!? You know the world is screwed and screwing and why not see how much you can bank off pockets while you are here to witness it. This is a silent promotion of BS, bull F^*kery, and you know this. If I wake up to my girl swabbing my mouth, I think I have all the answers I need to make my decision, I will take care of my child, but I am out the door faster than a speeding locomotive, emphasis on "LOCO."
We now have a DNA test that will put Maury Povich out of business. It is for the sluts in us! If my girlfriend walks up to me when/if I get her pregnant and ask me to swab my mouth, I am throwing the test on the floor and walking away. I would not sit around for the humiliation, heck I would prefer to take my low emotions to Maury and get a free trip, hotel room, and get to meet other losers, I do not want to do that alone.
This is definitely promoting promiscuous behavior, now they are going to hand out a box of condoms, DNA Test and.or pen to write Maury for follow up purposes. This is beyond entertainment this is a broken reality. Nothing is new under the sun, but it is sure getting out of hand, with population growth you get mutiplied amounts of geniuses and idiots, and since idiots seem to have always outweighed the genius kind, you can get the gist of where humanity is heading.
From what I have learned so far, the DNA Test is avaiable at Rite Aid stores around the country, which went on sale Tuesday at 4,363 location out side of NY. I guess the current Governor or Ex-Governor Spitzer do not want to wake up to swab sticks and revenge driven wives. That is New your State for you! You can pick up the slut kit for $29.95, it contains a swab, a consent form, and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from the baby, the mom, and possible dad of the child. Then you mail the swab to a lab for an additional cost of about $119.00. If should take about 54 business days to get results by mail, email, or by checking the website.
To the capitalist who put this out, I do not agree, but I must let the world know your reason behind putting this out. D listed reported, "the kit has already been a hit in California, Washington and Oregon where it went on sale in November." You must be kidding me?! A hit?
"This is for people who are just curious. It is peace of mind for people who want to know but do not want to involve a physician or an attorney. They might want to know the paternity of their child or their own paternity so they can rely on
family medical history."
Yeah OK!? You know the world is screwed and screwing and why not see how much you can bank off pockets while you are here to witness it. This is a silent promotion of BS, bull F^*kery, and you know this. If I wake up to my girl swabbing my mouth, I think I have all the answers I need to make my decision, I will take care of my child, but I am out the door faster than a speeding locomotive, emphasis on "LOCO."
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