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Monday, March 17, 2008

"Have some class" ::: Toccara your nuts!




This is beyond flying off the handle I agree with Evil beet on this one, and Someone should throw her a chocolate bar. Evil beet mused, "She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she’s lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head." Toccara lost it with the judges on celebrity Fit club...simply lost it.

With Toccara's limited vocabulary and lack of mental capacity, she seems to have lacked words with tact. However I can be wrong on this one and she is simply working her way up to becoming the Americas Next Omarosa. Although this is taking it a step further by belligerently cursing out the judges with out the poise of a woman/lady, needed to pull it off and have on lookers on your side. Then again, Toccara is tired of crying... right? She is ready to fight back, and who best to fight with the people who helped her lose some of the weight that bothers her so.

No matter the case, she look great and is becoming quite the looker, but as long as she sounds like a box of rocks. I do not know if I can take her serious. Tell me am I wrong for feeling this way?

See more celebrity fit club in an earlier post laugh and lose weight



Here are some photos from her latest magazine spread. How do you think she looks?






Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks working together on a new project

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Tyra Banks, Ashton Kutcher, when you hear their names you think reality television. The two budding Television moguls are known for an ability to make something that is pretty novel into mega millions. From Pranks and Geeks with Ashton Kutcher, to Models and Lack kuster Banter and questions in a talk forum with Tyra Banks, the princes of day time talk. Combine the two and you will see ideas clash and birth new ideas through the conception of old coupled with the new.

So the spawn of the two realms will surely be entertaining, and American will tune in for the first few episodes to see what happens. It is up to these two to keep Americans tuned in, and judging from their track records, that may not be much of a problem.
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As reported on people:

The America’s Next Top Model queen and the producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek are working together on an unscripted show for ABC that will have contestants competing in a beauty pageant, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Tyra and Ashton have something up their sleeves but ABC, which has ordered eight episodes of the still-untitled show, is keeping the twist under wraps.







Friday, January 25, 2008

Flavor of What Season 3: The you must be kidding cycle

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OK OK OK( in the voice of leo getz of Lethal weapon), Season 3 Of Flaaaaavor Flav is back, and it is the you must be kidding season. Flavor of Love is back and ready to go, and all you who enjoy watching this Tom Foolery welcome to the Twighlight zone.

As you know I will be watching it, and wasting time about 13 episodes, which consist of 13 hours of my life. Heck why miss the chance to see Masterpieces theater gone wrong.

Enjoy the new season, it will be back soon. Hide your sanity, it will not be needed for this season and perhaps, we can get a new mascot for a new show, Maybe a new character by the name of Dirty water, and we can give her a show, called I hate dirty water, but we all love New York sewers.

WTF, that was corny but I had ot say it.

YEAOOOOW that hurts.

A new thought: As The writers Strike




As the writer's strike for days on end. It seems that more and more, we will have to face the ugly truth. As citizens of EnterPolictia. I declare to you today the painful truth. Hollywood is gone, it will no longer exist as a creative entity, with intelligence, and artistic film making. The industry will now be known as, Visual reconstruction for the American Dollar.
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You will have the right to voice your opinions, but at your own risk. You will have the opportunity to sign up for your own reality show,but you will have to sell your soul, and bring with you your youngest child, if you do not have a younger child, bring your dignity and pride. If you deny the council any of these requirements, you will forfeit your life as you now know it and will be reduced to work in servitude of Holy-woods brightest and best, or Low listed entertainer.

With this in mind, if you seek to know at what cost it is to you. Please refer to the handbooks granted to you before this meeting. Within this manual all of your questions, concerns, and hopes will be answered, it also doubles as a handy guide. Our hopes here at EnterPolitia is to grant, all your wishes, at a small cost. However you must fork over any rights, you will have no options toward monies earned. Your wealth; will be based solely on your ability to make the talentless-talented, come up with great scripts and screen play fixes, make the dullest of stars seem as if they have an ounce of acting ability.

If you wish to turn this down, then you will have the greatest opportunity of you life to rot away in a studio apartment in East LA, eating Hot dogs and tacos, and riding the oldest roller coaster known to man for thrills, then go to rehab, for press coverage.

You will be blacklisted if you join the resistance, and any stars who wish to join that resistance, will find them selves reading scripts about how to start your own reality show, and take away any mystery, that, the entity(your picture here)
once held. Selling two dollar photos of yourself, and making home made Pornographic movies in hopes to return to prominence. If you wish to take this route we will host a press conference, TBA, out a undisclosed location for all who wish to cut to the chase.
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Thank you for listening and have a great evening and done forget please leave your creativity on your way out, along with any original ideas, we may decide to use these ideas if time permits.



** This is total Parody and a spike in my view of the events that have been taking place for the last 3 months. I wish the Writers well and hope that all deals can be settles and Hollywood will get back to making great pictures.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Paula Abdul in need of a body guard

Paula Abdul is back and so if every other potential stalker from the 1st to the 50th state and around the globe. Apparently Paula has met her biggest fan last night and was more amused than fearful. However Simon was not having it, and Randy, well the look on his face says it all.

Look at this guys face! It appears he wants to eat her, or share in a hunting session in the year 1,000,000 BC. What ever it may be, I just found out that this show had security guards in the audition room. Which is my bad I should have known this.