Quotable ::: Kim KArdashian on Cellulite

“I work out extremely hard and am happy with my shape... cellulite, not so much! Some things are just genetic and no matter how much working out you do, it just doesn't help! LOL... What girl doesn't have a little bit of cellulite. And who wants it, anyway!"

I over heard some guy say this about the situation this morning:

"Tell Paris to go eat something, the stick figure era is over and done with. It is about being what you are." Then he goes on to shout into the air, "Kim I love you babe and you have nothing to be ashamed of, just keep it tight."

This situation is beginning to scare me

Will someone please stand up and do something about this?!

Wesley Snipes on a 3 year vacation

Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years figuring out where he went wrong. Combing through his mind making attempts to make sense of it all. From freedom his whole life, to now having to utilize his trained mind and body in martial arts. What else can he add to that that will allow him to make sense of the time he is about to serve?Whatever it may be, he has my vote to come back bigger and badder.

So my advice to Mr. Snipes, is work out, and use your martial art skills to your advantage. Thank you for all of you movies and I will continue to support so that you wife and kids eat well while you are on vacation.

Love chaos!

I hope my rant was worth your time.

Sincerely

Kem

Its Official ::: Jay Z and Beyonce are one

With all of the buzz surrounding this you would think that they would have held out a bit longer. I was getting quite used to the speculation on their marriage. It was becoming good for my creativity.

It is confirmed by people magazine and according to them they filed for their wedding license on Friday in Scarsdale New York.

Is it all true or is it not?

off the wagon and at it again

Linday Lohan, there is much we need to know about you. Word is she has been hanging out in NYC and she has been hitting the bottle with no redemption. At some place called the Beatrice Inn! Is it true? If it is this is what I have to say.

Are you on the wagon again or are you off the wagon and off the trail? I do not know at this point what to think. Heck she has been drinking for some time now, and I do not see her stopping at this point.

With all that is on her plate and much press driving her career in the direction of bottom row. You would think she would take the time out to cut back on the partying but no, she has to be out with all the famous people to get her face out there. She does not have the ability to sit still long enough for her body to clear of the bad fluids, such as vodka.

With a buddy like Samantha Ronson; trailing behind you most of the way, and an acquaintance in the better half of the Olsen twins you would almost be guaranteed a good time out on the town. So what should we expect from her? I said it before and I will say it again. Lindsay needs some serious time off and I do not care if this is a one time thing with her. I don't care if she does this only on the weekends, or once a month. No drinks for an entire year!

We will see if she takes me up on my dare. Since she likes taking risk, lets see if she can look in the mirror at her self for the next year with out being under a haze.

See what she has to say here in the NYPOST.

Would they just say something already

Between Beyonce flashing her diamonds and Mary J. Blige shouting the couple out at her concert, we are all at odd with the are they or are they not questions, pertaining to the possible marriage of Rapper Jay-Z and Singer Beyonce Knowles. I am about to lose my mind if someone does not say something. I need to know whether or not I have the option to pursue a relationship with Beyonce or not. I do not want to go in and attempt a win if I am going to lose because she is married.

As it was reported on People, it seems that Jay is the only one keeping things under wraps at this point. However I am not the spin doctor, I will leave that to People, in which they stated:

Beyoncé happily flashed a whopping hunk of diamond on her left-hand ring finger Tuesday night at her new husband's concert with Mary J. Blige at Atlanta's Phillips Arena. Wearing a short black dress and big hoop earrings, the newlywed singer sat in a VIP area with buddy Usher. The two leaped to their feet to groove hard when Jay-Z launched into his hit "PSA," with its lyrics, "I got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain."

What do you guys think about the rumors? At this point you end us reading things like this, which continues to perpetuate the questions.

"On Monday night, Jay-Z celebrated without his wife – or a wedding ring – at his 40/40 club in Manhattan, where he cheered for Memphis during the NCAA men's basketball championship game with friends including rapper Tru Life."

Jays Evasion of questions give you answers along the lines of, "I don't know what you're talking about!" he said with a laugh when congratulated by patrons.

Mary J Blige lets the cat out the bag?

Although Jay-Z and Beyonce attempted to keep things as hush as possible. Others did not have the same restraint in giving the two the time to bask in the new glow of marriage.

Back on tour Jay-Z did not leak his thoughts to the crowd, but we can not say the same for Mary J. Blige who may have hinted to the marriage being official by shouting out, "Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B," then went on to sing, "You're All I Need." I guess that is the biggest admittance we are going to get for a while. So we may as well soak it up and deal with it.

If it is all true, Congratulations from Enterpolics.

Double Duty ::: Scarlett Johansson to realease an album

Here at Enterpolics we are betting on the success of Scarlett Johansson's debut album, " Anywhere I lay my head," expected to drop on May 20, 2008. Although she will do a debut release filled with covers, her interpretation and popularity is worth the listen, and may be the main ingrediant to bring the much needed store traffic to dying stors across the country, just to see what she does with her album art.

With veteran artist such as David Bowie who will dress the track " Falling Down" with his raw unadulterated singing style and on the track, " Fanin Street" as People reported, may be a cant lose situation.

I am curious to see the album art. However I want to know what you the reader think. Are you ready to see her attempt a singing career and one where she does very little original compasitions? Let me know you comments welcome, in the mean time, here is a peak at her album cover.

Bobby has lost his last scrupple...Its all Whitney's fault I am a coke head.

Dude has a child with this women! Does he think only for a dollar? Does he need to put his child through this? Those questions are just a couple that will be raised by this ambitious undertaking.

Bobby Brown obviously needs to make money from somewhere. My best guess is he received a hefty advance to pen this possible disaster. You could not call New Edition on this one? They may have let you back if you begged nice like. Is your signing career over? I do not even believe you know what is actually in the book, did your co-writer dig in to get this crap out of you? Bobby Brown Stringing together a sentence flawlessly is something he has not done in years so I find it hard to believe.

Here are some excerpts out of the book.

"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney."

"I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice."

"At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine,"

On his marriage, he writes that it was "doomed from the very beginning."

"I think we got married for all the wrong reasons," he says in the book. "Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married ... I believe her agenda was to clean up her image." Dude her image was already clean, although I do not have trouble seeing her being on narcotics prior to marrying you, I would assume you were the one with the image issues. Unless you have something in between those pages about Whitney that we do not know about, that had the possibility of leaking out, so she upped and married the bad boy of pop and R&B.

Bobby Brown had more to say, also about his infidelity, but I suggest you read it on people, this is not my cup of tea I prefer TAZO CHAI at Starbucks. Here is a taste for you, "Women are always throwing themselves at you," he writes. "I'm only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes. I let the testosterone take over."



From child star to adult burnout. I guess a star eventually crashes and burns, is this a star attempting to form a planet? Your comments are welcomed. Read more on the NY Post if you will.

I am not against Plastic Surgery

In a new interview with Elle magazine:

“I’m not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?,” she asks. “I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!” Then, making a face, she adds, “I would never get fat.”

And, she adds: “I’m not against plastic surgery, I’m just against discussing it.”


Ok so do we get the hint that Madonna is not all that well put together and has refinished in her cracks? Either way she look good, and eventually she will take a break. For now, she will embrace the world, show off her great body, and flash her crotch as often as she can.

Gentleman, don't act as if you are not all for it. L.A.dies, well I have no statement, but we all know the truth. Now don't we?

Clingy just clingy?

It appears that Usher's new wife may be ushers out the door soon if she does not get her act together. She need to realize he makes his money off of being Usher, and if someone hires him to do just that with added sex appeal, then let it be. Or is there something else going on in their personal life that we do not know about? It may come out sooner than later.

In the mean time, it seems that Usher wife has been described as "domineering." A vibe she has given off on his recent video shoot for his new track " Love in the club" over the weekend of March 15th. Tameka Foster ( Usher's wife), became livid, after finding out singer/songwriter, Keri Hilson was personally picked by Usher to play his love interest, celebrity spy witness told to the New York post, page six column.

“It was supposed to be a sexy video shoot. And Tameka was there
the entire time guarding like a watchdog. It was ridiculous - she knows
Keri and knows she’s no video ho or Karrine Steffans.”

“Tameka is very insecure,” the Post’s mole continued. “Even
in rehearsals she was weird and clearly not happy that Keri is so
gorgeous. Tameka threw a lot of attitude. The day of the shoot, Tameka
dressed Keri very badly - she looked like an extra. Tameka wouldn’t let
Keri have her hairdresser there - she had to use the hairdresser who
was doing the extras.”

I have my doubts about this all together, but this is not the only issue that has surface about his wife and her controlling ways. It is reported that, "Foster also took a dislike to Usher's longtime choreographer, Jamaica, and banned her from the set." When Usher and Foster were spotted at the Beverly Hills Hotel last week, "They barely said one word to each other," we're told, stated the post insider.

The also went on to report and remind us that Usher has fired his mom, and pubisist, at the will of his Wife. "Tameka was the one and only one to call the shots," spies said. Wow this is getting interesting, either his new album will be called"Rregrets," or "what the fu*k did I do?"

Then again this can be a bunch of hog wash, this time will tell, his manager had this to say via e-mail: "Keri could not have been happier with Tameka's choices in the styling, hair and makeup . . . Jamaica was flown out and arrived a day late to do Keri's choreography, and was on-set at all times. The shoot itself went brilliantly."



We will see. But from looking at Keri Hilson, I would see why either the rumors would begin or his wife flipping out. Heck my lady would have a fit if I was left alone or shooting a video with this woman too, she may sniff every inch of me before I proceed to shower.

Pregnacy Unnoticed :: Bears two wonderful twin boys.

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is a mom to two wonderful twins Jax Joseph and Jaid Thomas Nilon, born last October. Is it me or did her preganancy go unnoticed? I remember hearing about it a little after she posed for playboy last august but then it went quiet. I guess the Haiti born actress; will have to do a little more than NYPD blue, to get noticed. Perhaps the Playboy spread will re-hatch interest in the actress.

When asked about posing for the gent mag; Garcelle stated, "I wasn't doing this for anyone other than to prove I could do it." Well it is a good move at the age of 44, to show the world that everything is still in place and looking great. However I want to see her act, she is a great actress that goes unnoticed.

Now that she has two mouths to feed it may be a while before we see her. I just hope she does not pull a Lisa Bonet, and disappear into the hills of no mans land.



Pictured here with Husband Michael Nilon.

Anyway this is about the twins, and they are two cute little gentleman in training. Mom stated, "The boys are just gorgeous." What more needs to be said? I wish her well and I would like to congratulate her husband Mike Nilon. Whom has been married to her for the past 7 years, helped in the conception, that will bring more joy. You can see them in the March 31st issue of JET Magazine.

Paris Hilton Rock out in South Africa

Paris in South Africa! What is it about that, that bugs me. Oh I know what it is, she went there to party it up a little and I was not invited. Dag this! Why was I not invited? I guess I am not cool enough, but mark my words, I will be in Johannesburg the next go round.


She has finally made it and she is partying it up as usual. She was greeted by a "throng" of fans as reported by People , but something is troubling me. What did she do to deserve her fans, and in another country, on another continent? Beats me! Anyway...fans swarmed the superstar of the tabloids, in a party that was put together within 24 hours of it taking place. That goes to tell you that show business has changed, all you need is a million mentions in the tabloids, a porno, and a couple crappy attempts at a pop album and old money top back up your pseudo celebrity to make it happen.

So this is a lesson in entertainment folks, get rich first. Then find something really wild to do, and begin to hang out with a celebrity that is washed up, but gets enough press exposure to grant you the who is that with so and so mention, and you will be on your way. Thanks Nicole Richie, now we are all dancing on the ceiling, along with your dad. Benjii I wish you the best, man and Paris you know I love you but please take some acting classes already. That last movie is giving me nightmares.

On the serious side she has brought joy to all the kids in South Africa, that were able to meet her. From what I am able to see in the photographs she has the love of many more people, than we can ever imagine. This is a good thing that she has done on a global scale, and I would like to see more of it over time. As American Idols favorite judge would say, good looking out(seriously why does he say it all the time).


Paris looks so disinterested in this picture below.
Any takers as to what it may be?



Read the people.com run down.

Britney Spears and her cars soon to part...but which ones?

If it is not one thing it is the next. It seems for Britney spears Murphy's Law is something that can not be escaped. She is not alone as many Americans and the people around the globe share in her woes. However for Britney she has worked so hard to be exempt from civilian status. However as time goes on it seems that she will be driving only one or two cars and her father has the right to sell them do to his current conservator-ship. This is a power he will maintain until a court hearing July 31st.

However that looks, the state is granting her father the right to do this. On Monday the power has been granted to Mr. Spears, and he can be selling off any number of her cars and it is not clear as to which one will be sold. From the statements made it looks as it will be a mix of the ones that are most expensive to maintain and the ones she does not need at this time.

Bottom line, in my opinion, the cost of her fleet is enormous and she does not have the requisite income to cover these expenses with out proper income coming in. Her album is not doing well enough for her and she is spending old money which can deplete her net worth to a point of nor recover. When you are getting a $1,500.00 a week granted out of your own monies, which is not the mass of your fortune it is a sure sign your fortune is depleting and Britney can not afford that to happen.

A court spokesman clarified that the pop star's $1,500 a week allowance "is not her only source of (personal) income," however failed to lay out other sources. Even if she has other sources, what is being allowed to her at this time appears to be a sign of person pitfall.

I wish Britney well and I hope in the coming years she will be able to regain her status and mental capacity. It does not matter which cars you lose, you will regain those and more, just get focused and regain your composure and show the world, the strength in the Spears name.

Get well Brit.

"Have some class" ::: Toccara your nuts!

This is beyond flying off the handle I agree with Evil beet on this one, and Someone should throw her a chocolate bar. Evil beet mused, "She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she’s lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head." Toccara lost it with the judges on celebrity Fit club...simply lost it.

With Toccara's limited vocabulary and lack of mental capacity, she seems to have lacked words with tact. However I can be wrong on this one and she is simply working her way up to becoming the Americas Next Omarosa. Although this is taking it a step further by belligerently cursing out the judges with out the poise of a woman/lady, needed to pull it off and have on lookers on your side. Then again, Toccara is tired of crying... right? She is ready to fight back, and who best to fight with the people who helped her lose some of the weight that bothers her so.

No matter the case, she look great and is becoming quite the looker, but as long as she sounds like a box of rocks. I do not know if I can take her serious. Tell me am I wrong for feeling this way?

See more celebrity fit club in an earlier post laugh and lose weight



Here are some photos from her latest magazine spread. How do you think she looks?

No words needed ::: American Idol

I think this is a confirmation on how much of a metrosexual our super host of American Idol is. Now do not let me play down on what the world may think about Ryan Seacrest and the team he plays for.

Damn this is too funny.

Lil Romeo - That Baby aint mines....

The Prince of Hip Hop stated to sources that the Unborn Child of Jamie Lynne Spears is not his. The 18 year old rap star said the two of them have never been romantically involved. Various sources and Bloggers of the Free Pressarazzi seem to think that he has at least had an encounter. That is something that time will decided and/or revealed in time. That time is getting closer every month. In the meantime you readers have plenty to discuss in and around the Student union, and at the water cooler when you are looking for a break from the norm.

Lil' Romeo is quoted saying; “The child is definitely not mine! No way! She and Casey are getting married and that’s the end of it.” He has admitted to be a close friend of the star, but that is as far as it goes.

Your Afternoon Who cares Post, I hope you have enjoyed.

Kevin Federline has a mascot of a Ex. She does not speak ill of this guy to save her life. I am beginning to think he is not that much of a problem or Shar Jackson is unable to see. Recently Shar Jackson spoke to People, stating that Kevin is "fabulous" and focusing on what's important. "He's being daddy, she told reporter at the " Chevy Rocks the Future event in in Burbank California at the Walt Disney Studios.

"You know, he can't worry about what's going on outside his household," The 31 year old actress stated, who is mom to, 2, of his, 4, children. She also made reference to his level head, stating: "That's the only way you can stay sane and stay focused. You just can't worry about the stuff that's going on outside your house. You have to just protect everybody inside your home and stay focused on that."

As far as speaking on his to children with Mother Britney Spears, Jayden,1, and Preston,2, , "They're good," she said. "I've always said he's an amazing father ... it's just now people decide they want to listen. He's an awesome dude. He makes mistakes – people do that. It's part of life."

She even went on to say, "He's like my best friend." In which I find to be very interesting. I know that the rich and famous live by a different set of rules, I think that it is time that us civilians begin to see that, and then judge from that position, or better yet don't judge at all.


Also I read on people that Shar Jackson has an album coming out. Now I remember her being sidekick to Brandy on her hit sitcom back in the 90's, but I do not recall her sharing that much talent in the area of Singing.But I will await the goodness, and see what she has to offer. Also look for her up coming movie; The House that Jack Built.

See the full story on People

Drawless again Britney?

It seems some pics of Britney Surfaces where the celebutante decided to take the day off and hit the salon. What makes this visit special, is Britney. She decided to air out the goods once again.

I do not have a problem with her not wearing any underwear, but you would think she would wear something longer, that would prevent pictures like this from existing. On many occasions many people have gone commando, but it seems this one( Britney) likes to show her soldier boat. Am I mad? Yes and No and that is all I have to say.

Pictures courtesy of D-Listed

Money over Racism ::: The return of Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog the Bounty hunter is back, and A&E is backing him, and his persona. The show Dog the Bounty hunter was the highest rated show on the A&E network, so they have decided to bring him back for another season. Expect to hear about the show when it begins taping soon in Hawaii.

The decision to cancel his show was overturned by the power of the almighty dollar, with ratings high, the product campaign ads have to fork over more money if they want a spot. That is normalcy in big business, but to me it sounds as if the networks forgot the key components involved in making a show profitable. Teh people and the ad machines The possibility that they did not is higher, but who wants to believe that the networks are evil money pumpers.

When it comes to product campaigns, I am waiting to see who is willing to back this racist A- hole. Racism is the key to bringing viewers, but it seems to me that A&E is made up of people with no moral barometer.


I never do this: WTF is going on, in this MF'ing world of ours?