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G. M. TrevelyanEnglish Social History (1942)
British historian (1876 - 1962)

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Friday, January 25, 2008

A new thought: As The writers Strike




As the writer's strike for days on end. It seems that more and more, we will have to face the ugly truth. As citizens of EnterPolictia. I declare to you today the painful truth. Hollywood is gone, it will no longer exist as a creative entity, with intelligence, and artistic film making. The industry will now be known as, Visual reconstruction for the American Dollar.
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You will have the right to voice your opinions, but at your own risk. You will have the opportunity to sign up for your own reality show,but you will have to sell your soul, and bring with you your youngest child, if you do not have a younger child, bring your dignity and pride. If you deny the council any of these requirements, you will forfeit your life as you now know it and will be reduced to work in servitude of Holy-woods brightest and best, or Low listed entertainer.

With this in mind, if you seek to know at what cost it is to you. Please refer to the handbooks granted to you before this meeting. Within this manual all of your questions, concerns, and hopes will be answered, it also doubles as a handy guide. Our hopes here at EnterPolitia is to grant, all your wishes, at a small cost. However you must fork over any rights, you will have no options toward monies earned. Your wealth; will be based solely on your ability to make the talentless-talented, come up with great scripts and screen play fixes, make the dullest of stars seem as if they have an ounce of acting ability.

If you wish to turn this down, then you will have the greatest opportunity of you life to rot away in a studio apartment in East LA, eating Hot dogs and tacos, and riding the oldest roller coaster known to man for thrills, then go to rehab, for press coverage.

You will be blacklisted if you join the resistance, and any stars who wish to join that resistance, will find them selves reading scripts about how to start your own reality show, and take away any mystery, that, the entity(your picture here)
once held. Selling two dollar photos of yourself, and making home made Pornographic movies in hopes to return to prominence. If you wish to take this route we will host a press conference, TBA, out a undisclosed location for all who wish to cut to the chase.
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Thank you for listening and have a great evening and done forget please leave your creativity on your way out, along with any original ideas, we may decide to use these ideas if time permits.



** This is total Parody and a spike in my view of the events that have been taking place for the last 3 months. I wish the Writers well and hope that all deals can be settles and Hollywood will get back to making great pictures.

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